atharevenwood

2nd chapter

2007-08-22T02:13:07Z

Ah look the second chapter in my Twlight MST!

Edward: Bella! Bella, hurry over here!

Bella: What, Edward? *stomps in*

Edward: You’re so slow! *sticks out tongue*

Bella: *rolls eyes* What is it?

Edward: *grins* Our story has been updated!

Bella: That’s what you rushed me over for? That brain melting fic?

Edward: *pouts lip* Yes…

Bella: Fine. What’s next?

CHAPTER 2

Alice POV!

“EDWARD ANTHONY MASON CULLEN! Get your ass down here now!” I heard him come running he knew not to ignore me when I was angry.

“Hey Alice what’s wrong with you?” (A/N Alice has blocked her mind peeps

Bella: Mind peeps? What the hell is a mind peep?

so no he cannot hear) How dare he ask me this?

Edward: When did fic!me ever ask anything? *re-reads*

Bella: *points up*

Edward: Oh, I was distracted by the whole peeps idea.

Bella: I see.

“What have you done wrong?

Bella: A lot of things…

Edward: Hey!

You and that little whore upstairs! Bella came and Edward

Edward: *cough* comma *cough*

she was going to tell you yes and she saw you! How could you do that to her?” He looked at me and fell to the floor.

Bella: Wait, what? He fell to the floor?

“Why did you do it Edward?”

“I don’t know Alice she was just sitting there one minute and the next I felt that all I wanted to be with her

Edward: Wait, I thought fic!me fell to the floor.

like she was the only thing that mattered!”

Edward: This is the worst impression of me ever! I wouldn’t just go around er…doing girls.

Bella: *glares* Even the ones that really want you to.

Edward: Bella, you know I love you!

Bella: Hmmph.

That little slut I am going to rip her brunette hair out of her scalp oh yes. (A/N I know this bit will be a little OOC but Alice and Bella are best mates and I know from personal experience that you want to defend your mates! Plus it was fun to write!)

Bella: Where are all the commas? There hasn’t been one yet.

“Carmen you little whore get your slutty ass down her right now I am gonna rip you to shreds!”

Edward: Wait, when did we figure out her name?

Bella: *looks through pages* *shrugs*

I saw her walk down the stairs and was about to dive on her little head when Jasper grabbed me and pulled me back.

Edward: Did I spy a comma? Nope, false alarm.

“Yes Ally what do you want?”

“Oh your gonna get it bitch you know how much Edward loves Bella and just cos you cant get yourself a man you steal Bella’s true love!” She looked confused.

Bella: Since when did Alice talk like a city chick?

Edward: Aw look Bella we are true loves! *bats eyelashes*

“Me oh Ally I

Bella: …?

would never steal anyone’s true love Edward told me he loves me ask him yourself” I looked at him “Edward?”

“Alice she’s right there was no connection between Bella and me the way there was between me and Carmen so get over it

Edward: *covers Bella’s eyes* It’s not true!

Bella: Get your hands off my eyes, Edward!

I know she’s your friend but I love Carmen not Bella

Edward: Okay we are done with this fic Bella. You were right…it’s a stupid fic.

Bella: No, I want to finish it.

now that’s sorted coming Carmen?” She giggled and took his hand they ran upstairs and disappeared in his room. Something was going on “EMMETT, ROSALIE, CARLISLE, ESME jasper

Bella: Oh wow, commas!

Edward: It’s a miracle!

we are having a meeting come in here with me hunny”

Edward: Who’s talking?

Bella: No idea.

Edward: And who’s hunny?

We walked in to the dining room where all the family were everyone

Edward: “where all the family were everyone”? What is that supposed to mean?

“Edward has just been caught sleeping with Carmen but this is not the worst thing Bella came and she was going to accept Edward proposal, when she walked in and caught him.

Bella: Grammar check! Table #1!

Now Bella has ran away and Edward has just said that he does not love Bella.”

Edward: But I do, I really do!

“Where is Edward?” Emmett was pissed off he had come to think of Bella as a sister.

Edward: Wait, but in the last chapter it had Emmett already there.

Bella: You actually remember things from the last chapter?

Edward: Well…yes.

“He’s upstairs with Carmen they decided to go up together.”

“Well how bout I go up and see how Eddie and Carmen are?”

“No Emmett-“ “Well why the hell not Alice that little slut faced whore bag came and then all of a sudden Edward doesn’t love bella anymore and I for one am not letting my new sister be let down!”

Bella: The author made it sound as if Alice said the whole thing.

Edward: Maybe she was just talking to herself?

Everyone looked at Rosalie has she really said that?

Bella/Edward: What?

Suddenly I was enveloped in a vision “Bella being changed-Bella with someone-Bella with us”

Edward: I think I lost quite a few brain cells trying to read that.

Bella: Ugh. Me too.

I looked around “Bellas fine we just don’t know where she is.”

Edward POV

Me and Carmen

Bella: Carmen and I!

went back upstair

Edward: There it goes again with the one stair.

Bella: How many times did you read the last chapter Edward?

Edward: Just twice-ish.

and I began kissing her, all I felt was love for Carmen but there was a funny feeling I was missing someone.

Bella:*mental head smack* No, really?

We lay there together and I told her how much I loved her then my families thoughts came in.

Edward: Grammar check isle four!

Rosalie- How could you do that to her Edward? She loves you

Edward: “She loves you.”

Bella: Getting picky, aren’t we?

Emmett- I f all my family weren’t here bruv a would of killed you

Bella: bruy?

Edward: Maybe brut, or buddy?

Alice- You betrayed her for that slut

Bella: Where did all the punctuation go?

Esme- Edward why did you do it I thought you loved her why?

Edward: Well, she got half way punctuation.

Carlisle- I am disgusted Edward I am not saying anything

Bella: All punctuation is gone now. *sigh*

Edward: Didn’t he basically say something if fic!me can hear it?

I don’t know why they are all making a fuss I love Carmen Bella

Edward: Carmen Bella? Is that like split personalities?

you love Bella but then Carmen came and a feeling of overbearing love washed over me. AHHH this is love. Isn’t it?

Edward/ Bella: No!

atharevenwood @ 2007-05-14T19:46:00

2007-05-14T23:54:00Z

Bad!fic of Twlight!
Bella is betrayed by edward (Or is she really?) and she vows to change (ha ha, Bella change?) and she does something that changes her whole exsistance. (Let me guess she falls in love with someone else and is turned into a vampire?)

Bella: Edward, come quick! *While keeping her eyes locked on the computer’s monitor*

*Before you can say bad grammar Edward rushes into the room. *

Edward: Bella, what’s wrong? What happened?

Bella:*rolling eyes* Good grief! I don’t get hurt all the time. Well, at least not sometimes.

Edward: Then what?

Bella: Come look at this.

*Edward peers at the screen and winces*

Edward: What is that horrid thing?

Bella: It looks like a bad!fic

Edward: A bad!fic? Care to explain?

Bella: Just read it, Edward.

Disclaimer: Ok I know I am fantastic and all but I am not as brilliant as Mrs. Meyer and I d not own any of the characters from Twilight and New Moon! So lawyers ha don’t sue me!

Edward: Look at that sentence—it just doesn’t end! I d not? What’s that?

Bella: Just hush and keep reading.

CHAPTER 1

Betrayal.

“Morning Beeelaa!”

Edward: Beeelaa. I kind of like that.

Bella: Beeelaa? Good grief!

I was awoken by an overly chirpy voice that could only belong to one person my boyfriends sister “Alice.”

Edward:*confused* Wait, hold on. “Boyfriends” as in more then one?

Bella: No, I think she means boyfriend’s as in you.

Edward: *wide grin* Good.

I groaned why she had to be so upbeat and excitable

Edward: *gets out dictionary* Excitable? Is that even a word? Hey look, it is! *ahem* Excitable: nervous and liable to become quickly excited.

Bella: Alice, nervous? Ha!

all the time and if it isn’t past 8 o’ clock I will kill her well that’s not really possible but still. “Beeelaa,

Edward: Beeelaa. *teasingly* Are you sure I can’t call you that?

Bella: *glares*

Edward: I’m just trying to lighten things up.

I will drag you out of bed if you don’t get up now don’t mess with me!” That was it I got up to a chuckling Alice. “Come on Bella I had a vision and I am going to help you get ready!”

Edward: *re-reads* What happened to the commas?

Bella: Who knows…?

In the end I came out of the house dressed in a white top with loads of necklaces, skinny jeans and knee high boots. Alice had backcombed my hair (A/N. I know a little OOC.)

Edward: *grins at Bella*

Bella:*crosses arms* Edward Anthony Cullen, don’t even think about it.

it did look good though. W got in her yellow Porsche turbo and zoomed off to the Cullen household.

Edward: Who’s W?

Bella: I’m not sure, but she’s heading to your house. She must be rich to afford a Porsche.

Edward: You know, now that I’m thinking about it, didn’t Alice have a yellow Porsche?

When we got there Alice rushed round and helped me out of the car, she suddenly froze and would have fell if Jasper hadn’t caught her.

Bella: When did Jasper get here?

Edward: *shrugs*

The vision soon came to an end and Alie was staring at me with sad and fearful ochre eyes.

Edward: Alie?

Bella: I’m not sure I’d like someone I didn’t know staring at me like that.

“Alice are you ok?”

Edward: What happened to Alie?

Bella: She’s probably hanging out with W.

“B-Bella lets go shopping Edwards out I will get you something better for tonight!”

Bella: What’s happening tonight?

Edward: I’m not sure, but something must be wrong. Even with my 20/20 vision I’m still not seeing the commas that are supposed to be there.

“Alice he can’t be that long I’m gonna

Bella: *twitch* I don’t talk like that, do I?

Edward: *whistles*

go upstairs and wait for him.”

My stubbornness kicked in. She looked at me and burst in to dry tears clinging to Jaspers side.

Bella: Edward, is it possible to burst into dry tears?

Edward: Well… no.

From all the noise Rosalie and Emmett came outside to see what all the fuss was about.

“Hey Alice what’s wrong? You’re making almost as much noise as Edward!”

“Edwards here?” Emmett and Rosalie nodded and I ran in to the house without tripping I may say!

Bella: *ahem* Edward’s. He is a proper noun, you know.

Edward: Plus, it’s impossible for you to run anywhere without tripping.

Bella: Hmmph.

I ignored Alice shouting “NO”

I crept up the stair

Edward: So there was only one stair?

and silently opened Edward bedroom door

Bella: *cringes*

today was the day I was going to tell Edward YES!

Edward: Yes what? Yes that you have changed your mind and want to exist as a human for the rest of your life?

Bella: *rolls eyes*

I loved him an wanted to be with him forever!

Edward: *cough* spell check *cough*

But as soon as his door opened my mended heart shattered itself to a million pieces again. Edward was lying on top of the most beautiful brunette in the world

Bella: Whoa, stop right there. *gets up* I’m done with this fic. This is so clichéd.

Edward: *grabs Bella’s wrist* You’re just jealous.

Bella: I am not!

Edward: *grins* You are too, Bella. But you’re the most beautiful brunette in the world.

Bella: *sits back down* Good grief.

kissing her and completing themselves in there passion the way we couldn’t be.

Edward: We can’t have passion?

Bella: Edward, just finish the chapter.

I walked downstairs tears blurring my vision; this is why Alice tried to stop me. As soon as she saw me she pulled me in to a hug and whispered “I’m so sorry!”

Bella: You would think she would have done more to stop fic!Bella.

Rosalie and Emmett had walked in and Carlisle and Esme were there I had brought them enough upset

Edward: I had brought them enough upset? What’s that supposed to mean?

Bella: The author lost me on that one.

I couldn’t take this leaving me old heart with the old Bella. This Bella was not a pushover clumsy oaf!

Bella: Did you catch that? My head hurts too much to figure it out.

Edward: Well, at least it’s over.

Conquer

2007-05-07T01:31:51Z

My version of a poem by EE Cummings (Old Age Sticks)

Pain will ache

just like

torn heart

(Love will set

It) but

pain

wont ease

(Love will hide

hurt) Pain

will

crumble

Fall apart

(While love

will

conquer)

Pain is inert

not gone

(Love

goes on)

A Holocaust Story

2007-05-07T01:26:16Z

A story dedicated to Elisabeth De Jong.

I was born in Amsterdam, Holland,

A survivor from Auschwitz the camp.

Sent in 1943,

Where they did experiments on me.

I was to either sign or be killed,

Against my own freewill.

I believe I chose the wrong one,

But alas the signing was done.

I was injected 24 times,

But wasn’t that a crime?

I always thought it would be better,

If I would have let myself die.

After more than two years,

All in the past were our fears.

The Soviet Army had found,

The weak unable to make a sound.

Like a thief in the night I snuck across a river,

To save my friend from dying.

We had finally made it,

Among the tears and crying.

For My People

2007-05-07T01:21:13Z

My version of a poem by Margaret Walker

For My People

For my people the true beauties who wander through life finding a place where they belong, being who they are meant to be and always taking a chance to live every moment as their last.

For my people whose power is shown in many ways, the ones who never fear to stand up and fight their way through the battle, who when they get knocked down always find a way up again.

For my people the loving and kind, who always give a helping hand to those in need, the ones who hug you when you’re down and make sure every thing’s alright, the people who care about you most in life.

For my people the most unique of them all, wearing wild and crazy outfits that no one seems to get, talking about random things that always make you laugh, the ones who always seem to get the most out of life.

For my people the best friends in the world, the ones in life that make everything worth while, and always seem to put a smile on your face, yes these are my true friends the ones who make each day better than the last.